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Tales of a Counselor - The Halloween Intruder


by CorvusCantum

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“A Halloween Party?”

Bertrand’s personal assistant, a Darigan Draik, stared at him with an incredulous look as he was handed a bag full of envelopes.

“Are ya sure Lord Kass will approve that?”

The Shadow Lenny stared back with an excited smile, his head nodding in excitement.

“Yes, I already asked him myself,” Bertrand replied as he grabbed onto another bag himself. “It took a bit of convincing, but in the end he relented. It’s a perfect opportunity for him to strengthen his relationship with the other Neopian lands .”

The Draik looked through the bag, his eyes darting from one side to another, looking through a handful of envelopes at a time. It was clear he was looking for something specific.

“No,” the Lenny replied before the Draik could even ask. “No representatives of Meridell for this one. We want to keep an amicable environment. With their previous actions and Skarl’s awful attitude… Nothing good can come from it.”

“Besides, if we invite him, King Hagan won’t come. We all know Brightvale is a much more reliable ally.”

The Draik rolled his eyes slightly and shrugged. “Well, ya ain’t wrong about that.”

“Please bring that bag to the royal couriers,” Bertrand instructed him, as he placed a second bag of invitations over his shoulder. “I’ll make sure to deliver these ones myself.”

“Whatever ya say,” the Draik grumbled as he stepped out of the room.

Now by himself, the Lenny clenched his hands around the strap of his bag and frowned. Ever since he had been assigned to be Lord Kass’ minister of foreign affairs, he had been looking to prove himself as more than just a personality hire. He hoped the event would convince the other ministers and counselors of his worth.

Bertrand took a deep breath and relaxed his grip, he knew he could handle it. As a Neovian himself, there was no one in the Citadel more qualified than him to organize a Halloween party. And what best way for Lord Kass to mingle with other leaders, than with a celebration for which the Citadel’s aesthetics lent themselves perfectly?

The young Neovian searched through the envelopes for any familiar names and made his way outside the office, heading towards the different Ministers’ offices to invite them to the party.



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The reflection of a Darigan Eyrie’s red piercing eyes turned towards Bertrand. Lord Kass sat in front of his vanity as he inspected the makeup over his face; the shape of a skull had been painted all over it.

Days had passed since the invitations had been sent out. Bertrand had worked tirelessly to make the best Halloween party the Citadel had ever had, which granted, was an easy task with this being the very first. But the Lenny had made sure to make all necessary arrangements to make it one hard to beat.

“Are you sure about this?” the ex-general grumbled as he rubbed his fingers over his right eye, removing a clump of white makeup.

“Don’t mess with it, I worked really hard on that!” Bertrand said.

“I’m not, some of it got on my eyelids,” Lord Kass replied. “Now answer the question.”

Bertrand stared down, nervously fidgeting with his bowtie. He had dressed himself as a Funerary Director, and thought a Halloween Eyrie-inspired look would look good on Lord Kass.

“Well, back in my University years, I hosted multiple successful Halloween parties,” Bertrand replied, undoing his bowtie unknowingly. “As long as we have good music, plenty of food, and keep everyone engaged and entertained, the party should go without a hitch.”

Lord Kass stood up from his vanity, and took a couple of slow, heavy steps towards the much smaller Lenny. He leaned down to grab Bertrand’s bowtie and tie it up again.

“You talk like you got everything under control,” the Eyrie said, his voice deep and serious. “But you always fidget when you’re nervous.”

The Eyrie redid Bertrand’s bowtie, then stared at him directly in the eyes from just a few inches apart. Kass’ usual frown softened into a sarcastic smile. “Better keep your hand away from that tie, I won’t be around to redo it all night,” he joked at last, before standing back up.

“T-Thank you,” Bertrand said, his face turned red from embarrassment after having his bluff called out with such ease. “I’ll go make sure everything is ready to receive the diplomats.”

The Lenny turned around and hurried out of the room, before the soft-yet-firm pull of Kass’ hand on his shoulder stopped him in his tracks.

“I didn’t mean to make you doubt yourself, I’ve just never been the most social person,” the Eyrie admitted in a softer tone. “I trust you. If you think this will help the Citadel build stronger bonds with our possible allies, I’ll follow your lead.”

Bertrand turned back and smiled at the Eyrie, feeling reassured.

“I- No… We got this,” the Lenny said with a reassuring smile.

Lord Kass smiled back.



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The music of a string quartet filled the Darigan Citadel Castle’s Ballroom as representatives of each land mingled with each other. Lord Kass made sure to welcome each one of them with an occasional friendly reminder from Bertrand on who was who as they approached him to thank him for the invitation.

To Kass and Bertrand’s surprise, every dignitary and Neopian leader present had attended the party in costume. Many of them had taken the costume party as an excuse to outshine the others with the most extravagant of costumes. Of particular notice were Queen Amira, who had shown up wearing a multi-layered gown inspired by Halloween Aishas, and toped by a red, devilish tiara; King Roo had dressed himself up as Orig the Great, he had added a few balloons under the suit to fake musculature and would enthusiastically flex for anyone who approached him; and King Hagan, who had dressed himself as the Neopian Philharmonic Conductor, and had to repeatedly explain his costume to other guests.

Outside of the castle, it seemed to be a windy night, clouds had gathered over the Darigan Citadel’s sky and threatened the party with rain. But inside the castle’s walls, there was no reason to pay notice to such inconveniences.

It had been a couple hours since the party had started and once introductions were done with (which always came with an observation about the weather), the Lenny took a moment to check in on how the staff were doing.

“The cooks are bringing a new batch of Turtum Shell and Assorted Berries salad,” a Darigan Wocky reported as she eyed one of the Brightvale representatives assaulting the fancy cheeses section. “We are running out of cheese, though.”

“That’s odd,” the Lenny said, mostly to himself. “I made sure to order plenty.”

“I’ll ask the staff to look for them, maybe they’ve been misplaced.”

“No, no… Let’s just ration them a bit more, we could compensate for it if we add more cured meats to the display.”

The Wocky nodded and walked towards the kitchen to deliver the instructions.

The Lenny then walked towards the manager in charge of the event’s music, who turned towards him with a look of dismay.

“It’s a disaster,” the ancient Blue Scorchio whispered, his body trembling. “She won’t perform!”

“Who won’t perform?”

“The guitarist we hired!” the director replied in a whispered scream. “She’s lost her lucky guitar pick and now refuses to play without it. She says she won’t play in front of royalty without her lucky pick.”

“What does it look like? I’ll have some of the guards look for it.”

“She says it’s a golden pick, gifted to her by her grandma,” the elderly Blue Scorchio replied. “It’s very shiny.”

“Go get some guards from the barracks and have them look for it with her,” Bertrand said. “Have them retrace her steps and look the surrounding areas.”

“But what shall we do in the meantime? The quartet hasn’t had a break and they’ve almost run through their whole set.”

“I will play something in the harpsichord while they take a breather and figure out what to play next. Go look for that pick, and I will let them know.”

The Scorchio nodded and rushed outside through one of the hallways in the back. Bertrand followed him with his eyes before turning around and bumping into something, no, someone.

The Lenny raised his eyes to find Lord Kass looking down on him.

“I’ve never seen that old Scorchio run this fast ever before,” Lord Kass said. “What is going on?”

“Some silly pick went missing,” the Lenny replied with a frown. “Please don’t pay it any mind, go mingle with the others, I’ve got it under control.”

The Eyrie looked stunned at the Lenny, then smiled deviously. Kass had grown to recognize that frown of his after many months working together. Bertrand always seemed so nervous and coy, but when things called for action, he always found a way to hold the fort. That was exactly the reason he had chosen him for that position: His determination when faced by an unexpected challenge.

“Very well, then,” the ex-general said, smugly. “I shall leave you to it.”

The Lenny walked towards the quartet and nodded at them as they turned at him. They calmly transitioned into the end of their melody and slowly but surely, their music faded away.

By the time they were done, Bertrand had laid his funerary director’s jacket next to him on the seat, and rolled over the sleeves of his shirt to allow his wings to move through the keyboard without them getting in the way.

As the Lenny pushed his wings towards the keys, two large windows swung open. The slamming sound drowned out the sound of the harpsichord. A strong gust of wind accompanied the racket, extinguishing all of the lights in the ballroom.

Bertrand turned his head around and saw a shadow fly across the ballroom as lightning flashed through the Citadel’s skies, soon followed by the rain, which was now being blown into the ballroom.

A couple shrieks of horror filled the air.

“What happened?”

“Who turned the lights out?!”

“Did anyone else see that shadow?”

“It’s the orb’s curse! It’s come to claim more victims!” a final voice called out.

The crowd went silent for a second, and suddenly the panicked mutterings of the attendees overpowered any attempt from the hosts to calm things down.

Then, a much larger shadow swooped into the air, its large wings spreading far and wide across the ballroom. And a deep, assertive, familiar voice broke through the panicked chattering.

“Stay calm!” Lord Kass announced, flapping his wings to stay in place. “There is no reason to think the Orb’s curse has come back.

“Meridell was not affected when we recovered it, and it’s been a year since it was destroyed. There’s no reason to suspect this is the Orb’s doing.”

The crowd went mostly silent, save for a few whispers.

“Please allow my people to pull everything back together,” the Eyrie said. “And I assure you, this will be a celebration to remember.”

Kass slowed down the flapping of his wings and glided towards Bertrand.

“Think you can start over?” Lord Kass asked, but the Lenny didn’t respond.

The ex-general turned to look at his minister of foreign affairs, who seemed entranced, his eyes fixed on a corner of the ballroom.

“Bertrand?” the Eyrie asked.

“I think I saw a shadow fly towards that corner,” the Lenny said, pointing with his beak.

A pair of maids walked towards the window and closed it once again, securing it in place. This was followed by a large group of servants, who made their way into the room with lit candelabras in their hands, they spread across the room, strategically placing them around the ballroom, lighting it back up.

The attendees tried to ignore the recent scare and go back to the festivities, some showing off the intricacies of their costumes to each other. A few of them trying to remember what they had been talking about before the interruption.

Bertrand took one of the candelabra’s that was set on the catering table, and walked towards the corner he had pointed out; the Darigan Eyrie followed close behind. A few heads turned towards them as they walked across the ballroom. With each step he made towards the corner, he noticed a pair of shrieks growing clearer and clearer.

The Lenny raised the candelabra towards the ceiling, revealing the source of the “curse” that had befallen the party.

A nest sat on top of a curtain rack, a Crokabek sticked its head out from it, looking back at Bertrand with an unwelcoming look. The Crokabek cawed at him and the crowd that now had turned their attention towards the intruder. From its nest, two baby Crokabeks with barely a few feathers also popped their heads out and stared down, then stared at their mother, opening their hungry mouths and shrieking for more food. Bertrand moved the candelabra to the side, illuminating a large clump that rested on the opposite side of the nest, it was a collection of shiny little trinkets, on top of which the golden guitar pick stood out.

“That’s my missing lucky pick!” a white Ixi exclaimed from within the crowd. “I can’t play without it!”

The Lenny turned around and looked at the nearby guests, he noticed a red Elephante holding a plate of fancy cheeses. Then he remembered the missing wheels of cheese.

“I am very sorry to ask, but may I have your plate?” Bertrand asked with a polite smile. “I’m sure you wouldn’t mind sharing your food with a couple hungry infants.”

The Elephante gave him a painful smile and nodded, reluctantly handing over his plate.

The Shadow Lenny lifted the plate up towards the Crokabek. Who leaned her head sideways, skeptically looking at the plate of cheese, then at Bertrand, and back to the plate.

“I know what you’re thinking, but I don’t think she’ll be leaving her chicks alone anytime soon,” the Eyrie said in a hushed tone. “Not with this crowd staring.”

The Lenny sighed. “I figured.”

Lord Kass took the plate and lifted himself towards the curtain rack. The Crokabek immediately flapped her wings, her feathers raising up as it readied itself to attack the approaching Eyrie.

The ex-general raised the plate towards the mother and its hungry chicks, but in response, he received only pecks and bites from the protective mother. He remained unmoved as the Crokabek viciously attacked his hand, but it soon realized he was not fighting back.

“Come on, grab some food for your chicks,” the Darigan Eyrie said. “They sound hungry.”

The Crokabek stared back at him for a couple seconds, then quickly grabbed a cube of cheese. Kass shook his wings just enough to remain in place as the mother chewed on it and promptly fed it to her babies.

As the petpet leaned over to grab a second cube, Lord Kass spoke to it once again.

“You can have all of these and more, but I ask you to return that pick,” he said in a gentle tone, while pointing at the Ixi artist’s lucky charm.

The Crokabek followed the Eyrie’s finger, looked at the pick, then at the cheese and back at Lord Kass. It seemed like she was pondering her options for a second, then she grabbed the pick, placing it on the plate, before grabbing all the cheese cubes one by one.

“Thank you,” the ex-general said as he once again, descended back to the ballroom floor.

The crowd chattered in amusement as Lord Kass handed Bertrand the lucky pick.

“Someone told me all a party needs is good music, plenty of food, and keeping the guests entertained,” the Eyrie said with a smug smile. “I think we are missing one of those, why don’t you help us with that?”

Bertrand chuckled. “I’ll see what I can do.”



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Bertrand stood on the hallway leading from the ballroom to the foyer as he stared through the window. The storm had mostly subsided, leaving only a light drizzle behind.

“That was an excellent job,” Lord Kass’ imposing voice echoed across the hall as he stepped out of the ballroom.

“You really think so?”

“Absolutely!”

The Lenny gave a big sigh of relief.

“For a moment there I almost thought everything was going to end in disaster,” Bertrand admitted. “You did a fantastic job calming everyone down.”

“I could say the same about you,” the Eyrie replied. “You were quick on your toes. I heard so from the caterer and the musical director.

“And some of the guests were talking among themselves about how observant you were, no one else had noticed the Crokabek until you pointed it out.”

“Well, I heard a couple attendees swooning over that display of yours with the Crokabek,” Bertrand said. “Ladies really like men who are kind to petpets.”

Kass chuckled to himself. “Well, I hope that improves my approval rating.”

“I’m sure it will.”

“It’s a shame we found that pick, though,” the Eyrie said, looking out the window.

“Hm?”

“I think the guests would have preferred listening to you play the harpsichord,” Kass elaborated, placing his hand on top of the Lenny’s. “I know I would have.”

Bertrand turned to look at the ex-general, shocked by his sudden affection. The two stood silently for a few seconds, the Lenny gave Kass’ hand a gentle squeeze before finally working up the courage to speak.

“Well, the night is still young… I could play a few songs, if you’re not heading off for the night yet, my Lord.”

“I would be pleased to lend an ear.”

 



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